Cuddle Practitioner | In Need Of Snuggle Time

Dear Lovely,

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss your armpit. Yep. The way it cradled my head like a soft, slightly warm pillow sent me straight into dreamland. And don't get me started on your humming during the cuddle — it was like a lullaby from a human-sized teddy bear.

Can I book a session soon? My body is tense, and my cat is over me trying to fill your shoes.

Sincerely, A desperate snuggle enthusiast

Dear Desperate Snuggle Enthusiast,

I’m honored. Not everyone gets to have their armpit praised — it’s an elite club, and you’re the founding member.

I’ve saved your preferred cradling spot and a fresh playlist of hums just for you. Let’s get you booked before your cat sues me for emotional abandonment.

Warm fuzzies and pillow-fort dreams, Lovely 🧸💤