Cuddle Rescue Mission

Hey Lovely,

I’m in dire need of a cuddle rescue mission. Life’s been throwing curveballs like I’m in some twisted baseball game and my emotional batting average is zero. Can you throw me a blanket of comfort and some hugs? Bonus points if you bring snacks. Thanks, Desperately In Need of Cuddles (DINC).

Dear DINC,

Consider me your cuddle coach and snack supplier (virtual snacks for now, but I’m working on teleportation). I’ll wrap you up tighter than your favorite burrito and we’ll knock those curveballs right out of the park — emotionally speaking, of course. Let’s schedule your cuddle therapy session ASAP. And hey, bring your own snacks if you want to be fancy. Warmly (and slightly snack-obsessed), Lovely