Healing One Hug At A Time

Subject: I’m Basically a Human Pretzel 

Dear Lovely, I think my spine tried yoga without me. I’ve been twisted up in stress knots since Monday and the only thing holding me together is coffee and blind optimism. Do you do untangling services? Or just cuddles? Honestly, I’ll take either. Warm-ish regards, A Human Pretzel (a.k.a. Josh)

Subject: Operation Un-Pretzel Commences 🥨

Dear Josh, First off, 10 points for creativity and another 10 for surviving solely on caffeine and chaos. You’re in luck—I do specialize in de-pretzeling through the power of cozy human contact, gentle pressure, and laughs that help release those tense spots. Come wrapped up, leave unknotted. I’ve got you. Flannel and fuzzy socks ready, Lovely